Well. Let’s fast forward A COUPLE YEARS. Haleigh is almost 8 and Ashleigh is SMACK dab in the middle of her tenacious tenure as a five year old–though by her own admission, she is almost 6. I love my kids dearly, but come onnnn! Everything, everything, everything is an argument, and who argues with preschoolers and third graders? Who has to explain themselves to a smarty pants 5 year old? Who has to woosah every 10 minutes to keep from going ballistic? Apparently, ME.