Tale Of Two Showers

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And Ashleigh takes the longest showers
That I’ve ever seen
While Haleigh barely sprinkles water
On her dirty parts
Ashleigh turns her nightly baths
Into a work of art
Too clean indeed-yet not so much
Said for the elder sister
Whose bath time comes through with the speed
Of one destructive twister

Jack Sprat is skinny still
His wife a heavy hitter
While both my kids (though night and day)
Are wet, wild, and atwitter



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