You have made me incredibly happy. I am humbled. Thank you for the opportunity to run through your newsfeed. I am too geeked!
Sorry, not sorry. Be irritated.
If I have learned nothing else these past 36 years, I have learned to celebrate every freaking milestone like I just won the lottery. These modest wins mean more to me than you can ever imagine–They help me keep pushing toward the ultimate goal.
Anyway! Thank you. That is all. Carry on, and: